Hey, I'm Sarah Palin, Governor of a really big energy state that has oodles of oil under all that protected land, just waitin' for me and McCain to say to you all, "drill, drill drill!". (wink)
(Biden suppresses gag reflex.)
Gotcha! I know this great country of ours needs jobs, it's the economy, and I'm a Mom so I know how to make executive decisions.
(Biden sheds tears for deceased wife and child)
And you guys are just waivin' a white flag of surrender that General McClellan says we need more troops, a surge of troops in Afghanistan and you know, Iran also is on Sen. McCain's mind as a really bad place to have Al Queda or whatever send Israel, and I love Israel, a nucular (sic) bomb and we have to follow General McClennan's direction in this, guys and gals.
(Biden prudently refrains from correcting the name of the General in charge of the US troops in Afghanistan, and does not point out that General McClellan was a civil war general). LOL
EyesonObama.com says, "From the very beginning, Palin countered the Delaware Senator’s substantive points with the same kind of tactics utilized by beauty pageant competitors everywhere- winks, smiles, “darn rights,” “don’t ya knows,” and “heck of a lottas”. She stepped out onto the stage and kicked off her performance with a cheap parlor trick, leaving her microphone on while she made a cute comment: “Hey, can I call ya Joe?” And it’s no wonder she resorts to that kind of approach. It’s the same thing that made her a successful pageant girl herself back in the 1980s".
AND THE WINNER OF THE DEBATE IS........
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