Nov 16, 2008

Eharmony: "I'm Not Compatible With Anybody"


Well, I took the "free profile" on eHarmony and here's what they told me: "eHarmony is based upon a complex matching system," blah blah blah.

"If we find that we will not be able to match a user using these profiles, we feel it is only fair to inform them early in the process.

...

Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you."

What am I, chopped liver??

Ok, so what is the problem here? Well, the obvious thing is that I am a 56 year old female, and how many people on eHarmony, excuse me, how many MEN on eHarmony are looking for a lady of my age? Second thing, I have been married and divorced several times. Kind of puts a cloud over the singles matching thing, doesn't it?

I am kind of frustrated, because I could be the most sexy woman, kind, understanding, compassionate and all those good traits and (flushing sound) I am rejected. Sad.

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